1.   A woman readies for their date by bathing in motor oil, using car wax as styling mousse and spraying on gasoline for perfume.

2.   Connor also recommends using ski wax on painted wooden window frames and spraying Teflon on painted hinges as safeguards to keep paint from chipping.

3.   So, can viewers expect to see Stallone using the wax on air?

4.   The hero kills fish with his flatulence and uses the wax in his ears for dinner-table candles.