1.   Add water, salt, cloves, eggplant chunks, fried bacon and pepperoni.

2.   Ahead a kiosk, fashioned in the manner of a tartan fairground booth, offered up the tantalizing fragrances of fried bacon and freshly brewed coffee.

3.   He also wanted two pounds of crispy fried bacon.

4.   Then he smiled as he spread grape jelly on a piece of toast and slapped some strips of fried bacon on top.

5.   Then the inside of the loaf is hollowed out, filled with peanut butter and jelly and topped with an entire pound of crisply fried bacon!