1. Bobby points out that it took Tom Cruise two years to realize he had been in a vampire movie. 2. But at the same time, how many times have you seen a vampire movie where there was any story? 3. He led an August campaign for blood, and attended vampire movie screenings intended to attract donors. 4. Her first part was in a vampire movie. 5. If that sounds crazy, remember that it took Tom Cruise two years to realize he had been in a vampire movie. 6. Ironically, he had to do a vampire movie to show some taste. 7. Like two planets wheeling into periodic alignment, vampire movies and Frankenstein movies always seem to arrive together. 8. Q. So, no more vampire movies? 9. They build up to it with this big, soap- opera organ chord, so it becomes like a vampire movie. 10. Three new vampire movies will emerge this fall. |
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