1.   I wish to say, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a writer in possession of a good property must be in want of pecuniary emolument.

2.   It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a television must be in love with Jenna Elfman or Calista Flockhart.

3.   It is a truth universally acknowledged on Wall Street that original research is on life support.

4.   It is a truth universally acknowledged that any person in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

5.   It is a truth universally acknowledged that romance and reality are mutually exclusive, but TV executives are obsessed with those two topics at the moment.

6.   It was a truth universally acknowledged back then that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

7.   It is a truth universally acknowledged that a town in possession of a congressman running for re-election must be in want of a new parking lot.

8.   It is a truth universally acknowledged that the road to real money and mind-boggling returns is small-company stocks.