1.   Ron has a cat named Chicken.

2.   Amy Carter had a cat named Misty Malarky Ying Yang.

3.   And she has a very popular cat named ... Siam.

4.   A friend of mine had a big Maine Coon cat named Sylvester.

5.   He has a cat named Patches, a Shih Tzu named Jack and an imaginary unicorn named Joe.

6.   His new name came quickly to me, though naming cats still is no more useful than naming rocks.

7.   Inside it is a beautiful white cat named Cody.

8.   Mrs. Raymondi, who is on the tenant advocacy board, has a black cat named Schultz.

9.   My latest cat is named Otto.

10.   Naming a cat is about as useful as naming rocks.