1.   The worst bit was to know that, despite it all, this horrible, devious monster actually turned her on!

2.   And in this scenario, the monster turns out to be Michael Ovitz, the one-time powerhouse agent and short-term Disney executive.

3.   Meanwhile, the monster turns out to be a cuddly big blue thing grounded by the toxic soup.

4.   The monster turns out to be a bored drunk who sloshes himself with alcohol for several reasons.