1.   Can a two-headed, situationally substituted quarterback monster actually get the job done in the playoffs?

2.   He jumped up in the bed, slapping at his ear, not knowing what monster had gotten him.

3.   The monster gets all of the laughs because he actually has a part to play.

4.   With each passing day, the monster got bigger and more ravenous.

5.   Each time the monster left winger got the ball Scotland were in deep trouble.