1.   Cars slide through stop signs, past pedestrians halted in deference to hapless drivers out of control.

2.   Every hapless Corolla driver is fair game.

3.   Gooding, clowning it up, is the hapless driver.

4.   Gooding, clowning it up, is the hapless driver, and Ulrich is his guide.

5.   With supplies of smuggled fuel dwindling, black-market entrepreneurs dispatched street vendors to prey on hapless drivers puttering along on almost empty tanks.

6.   Smiling officers loiter at key traffic circles in Jakarta and demand money from hapless drivers they accuse of minor violations.