1.   No Joe Montana or Harry Nevada could have played a better football game than Steve Young did against the hapless defense of the San Diego Chargers Sunday night.

2.   Robinson, when questioned about Washington, tends to smile and stare off into space, as if once again seeing Marcus Allen whipsaw a hapless defense.

3.   Scott says, by now made even more incredulous by his hapless defense attorney, and anyone sitting through this picture may feel the same way.

4.   Striker Domingos Paciencia and Hungarian midfielder Peter Lipcsei overran the hapless Salgueiros defense in the first half.