1.   Did you empty the dishwasher?

2.   Assign a talker to brew the coffee, a strong woman to scrub the pots and the female guest with the lowest self-esteem to empty your dishwasher.

3.   Empty the dishwasher.

4.   I wear them to empty the dishwasher, vacuum the floor, cook dinner, even to do the laundry, like some hausfrau in a porn flick.

5.   Likewise, instead of channel-surfing during TV commercials, take care of simple tasks like emptying the dishwasher or making school lunches.

6.   Some of us are more likely to win the lottery than to get our husbands to empty the dishwasher.

7.   With a half-hour to go, she still had to empty the dishwasher, set the table, and finish the avocado dip.