1.   ESPN will slowly but surely move its operation from god-forsaken Bristol, Conn., to beautiful downtown Burbank sometime in the early millennium, we keep hearing.

2.   Look no further than beautiful downtown Burbank.

3.   The louts in Shea Stadium jeered at Darryl when he was trying to pull outside pitches toward beautiful downtown Flushing.

4.   Think, now, what sexy shots would CBS get of beautiful downtown East Rutherford and its environs?