51. I left my wife and some of her friends at the theater and went home to read gun magazines. 52. I read magazines like everyone else, and no one in sight has a thigh like mine. 53. I read mostly magazines now. 54. I read trade magazines. 55. I waited in the waiting room and read magazines while Bill stayed home with the baby. 56. I, however, managed to shuck most of the physical labor, and went off to read magazines. 57. Illiterate old bastard with not a single book in sight seeks someone to read poetry and wash away the interminable cynicism that comes with reading this magazine. 58. If you read a magazine in public, you risk a littering fine as the ad inserts flutter out. 59. In interviews, a dozen members of his unit remembered that he had constantly read gun magazines, talking about the weapons and pointing out those he wanted. 60. Instead of getting the sort of affluent geek who reads Wired magazine, Free-PC might attract the kind of user who watches Jerry Springer. |