11.   A dog-headed bartender laconically pours a drink while the blonde offers her bare bottom to a masturbating cowboy and gunshots ring out.

12.   A waiter pouring a drink allows his attention to wander, and the liquid overflows onto the table.

13.   Above the bar, a shirtless customer dangles upside down from a metal rod as a bartender tries to pour a drink down his throat.

14.   But when the Board of Equalization sent an auditor to the bar to check it out, the bartender poured her drinks that were smaller than average.

15.   Each bartender has his or her own bottles, and Barmate records who poured the drink.

16.   I just have trouble remembering that, when dining with others, the custom is not to pour your own drink but to pour drinks for each other.

17.   Imagine an advertising board with a full-color, moving hologram of a hand reaching for a bottle and pouring a drink.

18.   On board, happy flight attendants pass trays of food and pour drinks.

19.   Or, another in which two nuns are at a bar where a bartender pours a drink for one of them.

20.   Pour a drink.