1. Furniture is strewn down the road, but there is no sign of the hapless hero. 2. Griffin Dunne plays our hapless hero, a Miami-based schmoozer named Martin Mirkhein. 3. Precious, because our hapless heroes are plopped in a desert and have no clue as to which direction civilization may lie. 4. The movie is like its hapless heroes. 5. We used to get worried when those stone-cold European blondies marched over our hapless heroes. 6. As the movie begins, its hapless hero, Kolya, is steadily losing all he had. |