101.   How this was possible will be the task in years to come for medical scientists and social anthropologists to explain.

102.   I say that from having sat through meals when I was young that were full of negotiation and crying.

103.   If FloJo was one of them, it is disrespectful to her memory to wait for this tragedy to fade away so that we can resume the cheering.

104.   If it were sinful simply to be gay, Jesus would still embrace those who were because they are outcasts.

105.   If cookies, chips, ice cream and soft drinks are what are available, those are what they will eat.

106.   If he were a tennis player, there would be no decision for Tiger Woods to make.

107.   If Jeff Gordon was not born to be a race driver, he surely was raised to be one.

108.   If the numbers are god, which is to say, price pressures are modest, the market may breathe a sigh of relief and rally.

109.   If the president were a Catholic, which he is not, would his words hold up under the rigor of a Catholic confession?

110.   If there is a thread, it is that the lockout-poisoned season ruined teams that had significant roster changes.