1.   Sometimes, in the middle of the night, the twins get cramps.

2.   The Twins have got some guys playing well, playing aggressively, yet have less than four years in the big leagues.

3.   Twins get two-for-one drinks.

4.   Twins get you out of a lot of dead-end situations.

5.   While the Cleveland Indians and White Sox are spending the weekend beating up on each other, the Twins get the reeling Anaheim Angels.

6.   When one twin gets sick, neither can work and they must find another set to fill their shift.