1.   If you have a flat tire, stuff like that happens.

2.   And Democrats, fearing a trouncing at the polls, were quick to remind voters that all this good stuff was happening on their watch.

3.   And then stuff happens.

4.   And sometimes, stuff just happens.

5.   And when the camera keeps clicking, well, stuff happens.

6.   As with most gangster stories, this one is simple and dramatic, and the most interesting stuff happens backstage.

7.   Bad stuff happens to good planets.

8.   Bad stuff does happen.

9.   Bad stuff happens.

10.   All that stuff happened before you were born, as well.