1.   The earth is flat, the moon is made of green cheese, and get this one.

2.   And, I might have added, if the moon is made of green cheese, then there is probably a cow up there somewhere.

3.   In fact nature apparently moves on fast-forward sometimes, because its forces made our moon in a year or less.

4.   Only nine months earlier, another hero, Neil Armstrong, had proven to us that the moon was not made of cream cheese.

5.   Perhaps they think the moon is made of green cheese.

6.   Some days I wonder whether the moon really is made of green cheese.

7.   That includes Roquefort, which is more green than blue, but then we all were told once upon a time that the moon is made of green cheese.