1.   After Chicago ordered the fiberglass female cows from a Swiss factory, artists were solicited to decorate them.

2.   Instead, the hapless Swiss and their fiberglass cows have stumbled from one mishap to the next.

3.   It embraced fiberglass cows.

4.   Maybe not a life-size fiberglass cow, painted in fanciful colors.

5.   Most of the current team members and some former players have autographed the fiberglass cow.

6.   The Cows On Parade are fiberglass cows decorated by Chicago artists.

7.   Among the artsy fiberglass cows suggested by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals was a heifer claiming that eating meat causes impotence.

8.   Fiberglass cows in artistic hues and patterns graced the sidewalks of Chicago and New York.