1.   Chester, the mild and laconic prematurely bald guy.

2.   Bad news for bald guys, though.

3.   Bald guy hallucinates.

4.   Bald guys get hair weaves, fat people undergo liposuction and, to hide their obvious shortcomings, the Mavericks beat the Denver Nuggets.

5.   After all, there are a lot of bald guys out there.

6.   Agassi, who taped his part last summer, said it was interesting not to be the only bald guy.

7.   Dad, you mean Ali made some great social statement by beating the smiling bald guy who sells electric grills?

8.   Fat guy, bald guy inhale drugs.

9.   Fat guy, bald guy inhale more drugs.

10.   Fat guy, bald guy act stupid.