1.   All it lacks is the screaming public address announcer to be a total steal, and a bad one at that.

2.   An awkward moment occurred at the first tee Sunday morning when the public address announcer made a mistake, introducing Jim Thorpe as Jim Dent.

3.   As Majerle sat in pain, the public address announcer paged a doctor, asking him to report to the Heat locker room.

4.   At least those are the names these guys are using, and those are the names the public address announcer uses.

5.   At the start of the fourth quarter, the public address announcer made the obligatory plea.

6.   But mostly, in the time-honored tradition of the minor leagues, the Buzzards entrusted their public address announcer to do the tutoring.

7.   By the time the public address announcer could hurriedly ask the Shea Stadium crowd to stand for the seventh-inning stretch, it was too late.

8.   Dodgers public address announcer Mike Carlucci is also included.

9.   Fans are bombarded with lights, bombs, smoke, a moronic public address announcer and nonstop noise designed to torture the ears.