81.   The one position missing was offensive line, as the Trojans did not sign a single lineman.

82.   The only agency missing was the Fashion Police, an oversight that made several hundred sports writers who shop at Wal-Mart breathe a lot easier.

83.   The only thing missing from either is the fat.

84.   The only thing missing is a fireplace.

85.   The only thing missing is apple pie.

86.   The only thing missing is defense.

87.   The only thing missing is depth.

88.   The only thing missing is no clothes, but that would liven things up too much.

89.   The only thing missing is tag teams and Texas Death Matches.

90.   The only thing missing is the remote.