51.   Life, as a guy named Kennedy once shrugged, is unfair.

52.   No more government conspiracies, no more guys named Deep Throat and gals named Bambi Berenbaum, no more supersoldiers.

53.   Not a guy named Huard.

54.   No guys named Shecky.

55.   Not when a charming, folksy guy named George W. Bush has taken his Republican message right into African American communities.

56.   Oh, a skinny guy named Tiger Woods won the event.

57.   Roy Rogers was really a guy named Leonard Slye who was born in Cincinnati but grew up in Marietta, Ohio.

58.   Seven years ago three guys named Sebastiani, Sangiacomo and Bundschu got together over beers at a Sonoma pub to lament the sorry state of wine drinking in America.

59.   Since the murder had taken place in Rockland County, the case ended up in the hands of the district attorney there, a guy named Michael Bongiorno.

60.   Since the Hansons harken back to an era of bench-clearing brawls and toothless guys named Gump, the NHL seems less than thrilled at their return.