31.   The only thing missing is sex.

32.   The only thing missing is the title transfer.

33.   The only thing missing is the Unicorn tapestries, which have been removed until January while the museum undergoes renovations.

34.   The only thing missing Thursday was a movie.

35.   The only thing missing was the crowd and the emotion.

36.   The only thing missing was the Fort Worth teaching session, they said.

37.   The only thing missing was the penguins.

38.   The only thing missing was the queen of soul food herself, the owner, Sylvia Woods.

39.   The one banner missing was the elusive NCAA Championship.

40.   The only cliche missing is a concerned streetwise priest.