11.   I dont even bother reading the Mirror cos its sports pages are so crap.

12.   You then proceed, in the sports pages, to publish a sickening colour photograph showing two men quite literally trying to beat each other into bloody submission.

13.   And what is a sports page for, other than fun?

14.   And the teens transcend the sports pages.

15.   And whose fault is it that a grown man cannot utilize a menu, a sports page, an employment application form or simple street signs?

16.   As the story goes, Adams was told that he needed eight lines of filler for an empty spot on the sports page.

17.   As this is not the sports pages, this is not a serious comparison of McGwire and Sosa to Gibson.

18.   Athletes tend to live forever on the sports page.

19.   Boone pointed to a newspaper on his desk, opened to a sports page covered with baseball statistics.

20.   A New York Times News Service schedule for the NBA finals on the first sports page yesterday misstated the sites for the potential fifth and six games.