91. I am beginning to get mixed up with the days of the month. 92. I can get laid any day of the week right here at home. 93. I felt the nausea of awakening to a brand new day of suffering, a dawn of utter exclusion from my fellow mortals. 94. I have never subscribed to the view that schooldays are the happiest days of your life. 95. I never fail to remember on the day of the year when I was made a priest. 96. I obviously made some fundamental mistakes within the first few days of my move. 97. I start counting from Wednesday which I know because it was the first day of term. 98. I still remember my first day of school. 99. If I had my way it would be opaque Lycra tights every day of the week. 100. If there is a Breach of Warranty the Insurer is discharged from liability from the day of breach. |