1.   Adam was contemplating his na vel when Eve walked up wearing a new fig leaf.

2.   Adam was contemplating his navel when Eve walked up wearing a new fig leaf.

3.   When the speaker walked in, wearing a sports shirt and white Dockers, the store erupted in clapping.

4.   Then at halftime, when he walked slowly to midcourt wearing his letter jacket, the place erupted.

5.   Ferguson then walked out wearing this, complete with cap, boots and baton.