1.   Tomming is the oldest profession in the world.

2.   As luck would have it, the first great reunion of the second oldest profession took place in the shadow of events unfolding in Bexleyheath, England.

3.   Brown allegedly is employed in the oldest profession.

4.   But what about these other performances involving the oldest profession?

5.   Cheating on taxes may be the second oldest profession on this planet.

6.   European bureaucrats elsewhere are hanging their heads in shame at not having thought of this imaginative application of VAT to the oldest profession.

7.   Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world.

8.   The change in morality that has led many people to tolerate premarital sex and even extramarital affairs has hardly altered public disapproval of the oldest profession.

9.   The oldest profession could almost pass for light entertainment here.

10.   This affair shows the accounting profession all too often to be in bed with the oldest profession.