1.   The whole impeachment mess has finally come to an ungainly end but the ultimate significance of the debacle seems clear.

2.   Oh look, the mess come on.

3.   The mess came out in mid-May during a nationally televised debate in the House of Representatives.

4.   The mess came roaring down the mountain, down Booger Hollow, and slammed into dozens of homes below in the town Dorothy.

5.   The mess came roaring down the mountain, down Booger Hollow, and slammed into dozens of homes below in the town of Dorothy.