1.   Liberal chums tell me that old, white, military men top the bill.

2.   Neither man tops the lists of European financial officials.

3.   The music man tops the charts in team scoring.

4.   But, truly, the pregnant man tops them all.

5.   Chinese men top the list of foreign tourists who come to Cambodia to have sex with children, a report by the private aid agency World Vision says.

6.   British men top the league of foreigners arrested for child sex crimes in the Philippines, according to the charity, Christian Aid.