1.   How a self-made man should always say he was born in something like a log cabin, preferably with no running water.

2.   Men say I am a saInt losing myself in politics.

3.   One man said his feet and eyes were in constant motion.

4.   Several men said they are more fearful for their wives, girlfriends and children.

5.   Some men say they love you just to get you into bed.

6.   The man says the Weather has predicted a terrible snowstorm and they have orders to leave early.

7.   The men said they had no problems taking orders from women senior to them in rank.

8.   The two men said hello and shook hands.

9.   What would a truthful man say?

10.   Men say they like it when women make the first move.