91.   The only thing missing was a bearded Charlton Heston changing water into wine.

92.   The only thing missing was a large, smelly cigar hanging from his mouth.

93.   The only thing missing was a look of shock on the face of Bush.

94.   The only thing missing was a piano.

95.   The only thing missing was a return or two for a touchdown.

96.   The only thing missing was George Bush.

97.   The only thing missing was sushi and sake on the lounge menu.

98.   The only thing missing was the chalkboard.

99.   The only thing missing was the coupon with all the computer codes on it.

100.   The only thing missing was the rhinestone tiara our highest-raking officer usually wore.