91.   Nobody gave me directions.

92.   Not the ones spritzing customers, not the ones ringing up sales, not the ones giving directions to confused shoppers.

93.   One story claimed that a French Muslim who died at Tora Bora appeared to his widow in a dream and gave her directions how to find his body.

94.   Or at the very least give him directions to the win column in this muggy Maryland city.

95.   Once a week, on a day off from work, he volunteers at New York City Transit, sweeping stations and giving directions.

96.   Policemen in white helmets act courteously and know enough English to give directions.

97.   Police say that in many cases, pimps hand out cell phones to women, who are given directions by phones on hooking up with customers.

98.   People in Saipan are so accustomed to asking and giving directions that they think nothing of lengthy and roundabout discussions involving odd landmarks.

99.   Policemen in Tokyo spend most of their time not chasing robbers, but giving directions.

100.   Remember that other people are just as scared of giving directions as you are of asking.