1.  As in the case with that famous wall-sitter, Humpty Dumpty, all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again.

2.  As president, Mandela has had an unfailing knack for gestures that united this deeply divided country, gestures that perhaps no other man could or would have made.

3.  Down the road in Sherman Oaks, Lydia's TV (that's short for transvestite) Fashions even rents lockers so men can discreetly store potentially embarrassing items.

4.  God Bless America, where any young man with $20 million can beat a drunken driving rap.

5.  He had accomplished everything in basketball any man could?

6.  How could the man I trusted to make life better turn around and oppose my right to marriage?

7.  How, you may ask, can a man hurt himself with a drill while using it with a 3-inch sanding pad?

8.  Hopkins grants us access to Nixon's wounded soul, in a way that probably the real man never could.

9.  How can men so clueless about how they are perceived wind up with all that wealth?

10.  If this game didn't demonstrate once and for all that the man can coach, then nothing will.