61.  As a former dogcatcher for the city of Nacogdoches, I am proud of the title.

62.  As a former smoker, I am, of course, one of the most obnoxious, uncompromising, militant, anti-smoking zealots on the face of the planet.

63.  Anyone who's ever asked the question: "How stoned am I?" may soon have an answer.

64.  Davis, who was heard confiding this weekend that "I am the most fortunate person on planet Earth" _ may also be the beneficiary of unintended consequences.

65.  De Vicenzo cultivating sympathy with his memorable reaction: "What a stupid I am!"

66.  Disclaimer: I am a cult member.

67.  Dear Dan, I am shocked that the general manager taking the most heat in the AL is not you.

68.  Dear Dee Dee: I am interested in persuing a career as a diva.

69.  DEAR DR. BOMBAY: I am going to sell two of my computers.

70.  DEAR DR. BOMBAY: I am in dire need of your perspicacity.