21.  The Knicks cut off appendages and grow attractive new ones for fans mesmerized by the process more than the product.

22.  The Raiders catch a break on their home schedule, an attractive one with two quality non-division opponents, the Dallas Cowboys and the Pittsburgh Steelers.

23.  The summer Friday theory is the most attractive one, if only because there are just two more Fridays before Labor Day ends the summer vacation season.

24.  Whitsitt considers the Seahawks GM job an attractive one.

25.  The attractive one hooks up with a handsome hunk who turns out to be a boor and a lousy lover.