1.   Pharmaceutical giant SmithKline Beecham and its partner, Salt Lake City-based Theratech Inc., recently won approval for another testosterone patch, called Androderm.

2.   Slap a testosterone patch on that scrawny bicep and be the alpha male of your dreams.

3.   Suavely, he pushes back the hair behind his neck and places on his willing skin a testosterone patch.

4.   These popcult testosterone patches are harmless fantasies designed for a generation of guys in search of an identity.

5.   There is a testosterone patch, but it works best if applied directly to the scrotum.