1.   And were doomed to spend eternity scooping stale popcorn at a multiplex.

2.   In high-resolution images, these interplanetary dust particles vaguely resemble stale popcorn.

3.   Forget stale popcorn and watered-down soda.

4.   With Michael Jordan gone and Thomas as fan-friendly as stale popcorn, Sosa is the only sports icon Chicago has.