1.   A scientist in Chicago, with the ironic name of Seed, wants to employ the wizardry of science to manufacture human beings the way Detroit makes Fords.

2.   Fellow reliever Octavio Dotel recommended the ironic name of Pitchers Ballpark.

3.   The magazine is light, like the times, bearing a slightly ironic name, carrying stories that said very little, oftentimes written by celebrities about celebrities.

4.   However, they were quietened when Simon Charlton, an ironic name for an opposition scorer scored in the fifth minute.