1.   We know about the lovely girls who model, they look wonderful in everything, but how about some one like Ma Larkin?

2.   How about some margarine first?

3.   How about some cabbage, carrots and lettuce surrounding black and white checks?

4.   How about some physical contact?

5.   How about some Post Toasties?

6.   How about some sort of Jackie Chan-Ho-Park kickboxing exhibition followed by a Carlos Perez water-cooler Samuri demolition show?

7.   How about some yoga lessons?

8.   How about some color names that actually clue us in to their meanings?

9.   How about some heresy.

10.   How about some ostrich sausage?