1.   And his story of a vaudeville comedy team called Well Enough and Bad Enough concludes in a courtroom scene after one comic has been assaulted by a hotel clerk.

2.   As soon as I asked the hotel clerk about directions to a restaurant, I realized I was in a serious food town.

3.   Because communication may prove a problem, your best bet may be to ask a hotel clerk or travel agent to get a ticket for you.

4.   A hotel clerk loaned him a USA Today for cover while he unlocked the door.

5.   A hotel clerk in Sacramento, Calif., has told federal investigators that Unabomber suspect Theodore Kaczynski was a regular guest at the Royal Hotel in recent years.

6.   A hotel night clerk.

7.   But most of the good mountain bike trails, our hotel clerk assured us, were still soaked in snowmelt.

8.   COWBOY HONEYMOON A cowboy and his bride ask the hotel clerk for a room, telling him that they were married that morning.

9.   Eyes wide and hands darting wildly about, the Parisian hotel clerk reacted to a question about Provence.

10.   Few tourists come here, though, and hotel clerks are horrified when an outsider arrives without a reservation or police clearance.