1.   I have a god in my kitchen, and he always listens to everything.

2.   It also violates the First Commandment about having other gods before the real God.

3.   North of the U.S. border, hockey is religion, and thou shalt not have lesser gods before them.

4.   Since then, Ethical Culturists have been trying to explain themselves to a society that generally believes a religion should have a god.