1.   A guy walks around the convention floor with a boa constrictor around his neck.

2.   The guy could still walk, and we had filed a civil suit, for assault and battery.

3.   Two guys walked in and started shooting at people.

4.   Why was this guy walking around free?

5.   Another guy walked in front of the camera.

6.   WINNERS NEVER QUIT A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application.

7.   A guy will walk up to you at home and stick you up for no reason.

8.   A funny thing happens when a guy walks into the racetrack.

9.   A guy walks into a bar with his friends, and they all try to impress this woman.