1.   Get ready for more disturbances, the brothers predict.

2.   If there are no surprises in those games, get ready for whining that will go off the John McEnroe Scale.

3.   Then the cocks, proud in their shimmering plumage, get ready to attack.

4.   Well, editorial page editors, get ready for the electronic blitz.

5.   If the brand-new Utah Olympic Oval lives up to its billing, get ready for world records to tumble at the world single-distance speedskating championships.

6.   Miami Heat center Alonzo Mourning has a message for his new teammates -- get ready to work.