1.   And probably told professors Suharto ate their homework.

2.   As far as your kid goes, just have him tell the teacher the computer ate his homework.

3.   A little girl once stood up and told a story about how her dog ate her homework.

4.   Did their dogs eat their homework?

5.   Dogs do not eat homework.

6.   Ever eat your homework?

7.   Have our political candidates ever told a teacher the dog ate their homework?

8.   My editor probably would not have accepted such an excuse, but there were lots of dogs eating homework in cyberspace this month.

9.   Suddenly, all you have to do to beat a doping rap is say the dog ate your homework.

10.   The dog ate his homework.