1.   After all, not even trendy Manhattanites would be caught dead wearing a shirt with a small antenna sticking out from one shoulder.

2.   Law said the dead wore green overalls and looks of terror.

3.   Ramon Martinez, in other words, would not be caught dead wearing a Yoda mask in the dugout, as his younger brother did last season.

4.   The dead in Jonestown wore sneakers.