1.   And cinema presidents can say the darndest things.

2.   And kids, apparently, say the darndest things.

3.   As teenagers everywhere will attest, mothers and fathers do the darndest things.

4.   Adults sure say the darndest things.

5.   Kids say the darndest things.

6.   Kids really do say the darndest things.

7.   Kid drag racers say the darndest things.

8.   Kids do say the darndest things, as the great Art Linkletter taught us so long ago.

9.   Kids do the darndest things.

10.   People say and do the darndest things, especially on their summer vacations to national parks across America.