1.   Heck, the empty bottle even looks good in the windowsill.

2.   If the bottle looks like it has seen its share of brown cruddy stuff, the cooling system has lacked attention.

3.   Once the rub is gone, the bottle will look lovely in a boudoir displaying a tussy mussy.

4.   The bottles look about to spin into space, victims of centrifugal force.

5.   The giant bottle of Coca-Cola looks like just another prop at Disney-MGM Studios.