1. As preposterous as Tyson biting both ears of Evander Holyfield in the same fight. 2. Biting the ear off the Internal Revenue Service. 3. Boxer Mike Tyson biting the ear of fellow heavyweight Evander Holyfield during a fight in Las Vegas, registering a new low even in the most maligned of sports. 4. He replayed the scene when Tyson bit the other ear at the close of the third round. 5. Mike Tyson bites ears. 6. Mike Tyson bites the ears of an opponent. 7. No boxer had ever won a fight because a foe bit his ears. 8. The commissioners are within their legal rights to reject Tyson for no other reason than his original indiscretion, biting the ears of Evander Holyfield. 9. Voices whispered stories to them, while invisible presences caressed their faces, bit their ears and kissed their fingertips. 10. While Mike Tyson was biting the ear off Evander Holyfield Saturday night, cable company officials were busy busting bars that were showing the brawl without paying for it. |