1.   After lunch there, you might drive around neighboring Pinecraft, with its tiny handmade bungalows and old Amish men playing shuffleboard.

2.   Boys talk about their futures as Amish men while listening to hip-hop and driving drunk in their buggies.

3.   Most Amish men wear their hair much longer and in no discernible style.

4.   Two Amish men from Lancaster County were recently charged with dealing in cocaine that was purchased from members of the Pagan motorcycle gang.

5.   Despite his Dutch-boy wig, Quaid is unconvincing as an Amish man, much less so as a transvestite go-go dancer.

6.   The speeches featured an Amish man who was an alcoholic.

7.   Two Amish men have been charged with dealing cocaine to Amish youth at hoedowns.